1:37 PM Things I've Learned...
I've learned that you cannot make someone
love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope
they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to
build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how
hot and steamy the relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better
be alot of money to take it's place!
I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to five friends...trust me,
They'll appreciate it. Who knows? Maybe
something good will happen.
If not, tough shit.
love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope
they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to
build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how
hot and steamy the relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had better
be alot of money to take it's place!
I've learned that 99% of the time when
something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
Pass this along to five friends...trust me,
They'll appreciate it. Who knows? Maybe
something good will happen.
If not, tough shit.
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