When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one

best friend, and then I started to become a woman. Then I found out that if you

allow your heart to open up, God will show you the best in many friends.

One friend's best is needed when you're going through things with

your man. Another friend's best is needed when you're going through things

with your momma.

Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.

One friend will say let's pray together, another let's cry together,

another let's fight together, another let's walk away together...

One friend will meet your spiritual need, another your shoe fetish,

Another your love for movies, another will be with you in your season

of confusion, another will be your clarifier, another the wind beneath

your wings...

But whatever their assignment in your life, on whatever the

occasion, on whatever the day, or wherever you need them to meet you with their gym

shoes on and hair pulled back or to hold you back friends.

It may all be wrapped up in one woman, but for many it's wrapped up

in several ..... one from 7th grade, one from high school, several from the

college years, a couple from old jobs, several from church, on some

days your mother, on others your sisters, and on some days it's the one

that you needed just for that day or week that you needed someone with a fresh

perspective, or the one who didn't know all your baggage, or the one

who would just listen without judging ... those are good girlfriends/best

friends.

Men are wonderful, husbands are excellent, boyfriends are awesome,

and male friends are priceless ... but if you've ever had a real good

girlfriend, then you know there's nothing like her!

Thank God for girlfriends, those who honor intimacy, those who hold

trust, and those who just guard your back when you feel like life is

just too heavy!

So whether you've been there 20 minutes or 20 years, I love you!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the @#%! alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going To steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.
6. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car Payments.
9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
10. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, It was probably worth it.
13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
14. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
15. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
16. Good judgment comes from a bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
18. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
19. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a Dark side, and it holds the universe together.
20. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither works.
21. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
22. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
23. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
24. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass. Then things get worse.
25. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and A laxative on the same night.
26. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
27. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
28. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
29. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

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http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/good.htm


Meeehhhh!!!! To be my friend I takes time and trust and to stay my friend don't be messed up...lol...pretty simple....


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After living what I felt was a "decent" life, my time on earth came to
the end.

The first thing I remember is sitting on a bench in the waiting room of
what I thought to be a court house. The doors opened and I was
instructed to come in and have a seat by the defense table.

As I looked around I saw the "prosecutor." He was a villainous looking
gent who snarled as he stared at me. He definitely was the most evil
person I have ever seen.

I sat down and looked to my left and there sat My Attorney, a kind and
gentle looking man whose appearance seemed o familiar to me, I felt I
knew Him.

The corner door flew open and there appeared the Judge in full flowing
robes. He commanded an awesome presence as He moved across the room I
couldn't take my eyes off of Him.

As He took His seat behind the bench, He said, "Let us begin."

The prosecutor rose and said, "My name is Satan and I am here to show
you! why this man belongs in hell."

He proceeded to tell of lies that I told, things that I stole, and In
the past when I cheated others. Satan told of other horrible Perversions
that were once in my life and the more he spoke, the further down in my
seat I sank.

I was so embarrassed that I couldn't look at anyone, even my own
Attorney, as the Devil told of sins that even I had completely forgotten
about.

As upset as I was at Satan for telling all these things about me, I was
equally upset at My Attorney who sat there Silently not Offering any
form of defense at all.

I know I had been guilty of those things, but I had done some good in my
life - couldn't that at least equal out part of the harm I'd done?

Satan finished with a fury and said, "This man belongs in hell, he is
guilty of all that I have charged and there is not a person who can
prove otherwise."

When it was His turn, My Attorney first asked if He might approach the
bench. The Judge allowed this over the strong objection of Satan, and
beckoned Him to come forward. As He got up and started walking, I was
able to see Him in His full splendor and majesty. I realized why He
seemed so familiar; this was Jesus representing me, my Lord and my
Savior.

He stopped at the bench and softly said to the Judge, "Hi, Dad," and
then He turned to address the court. "Satan was correct in saying that
this man had sinned, I won't deny any of these allegations.

And, yes, the wage of sin is death, and this man deserves to be
punished."

Jesus took a deep breath and turned to His Father with outstretched arms
and proclaimed, "However, I died on the cross so that this person might
have eternal life and he has accepted Me as his Savior, so he is Mine."

My Lord continued with, "His name is written in the
book of life and no one can snatch him from Me.

Satan still does not understand yet.
This man is not to be given justice, but rather
mercy."
As Jesus sat down, he quietly paused, looked at His Father and said,
"There is nothing else that needs to be done. I've done it all."

The Judge lifted His mighty hand and slammed the gavel down.

The following words bellowed from His lips..
"This man is free. The penalty for him has already been paid in full.
Case dismissed."

As my Lord led me away, I could hear Satan ranting and raving, "I won't
give up, I will win the next one."

I asked Jesus as He gave me my instructions where to go next, "Have you
ever lost a case?"

Christ lovingly smiled and said, "Everyone that has come to Me and asked
Me to represent them has received the same verdict as you,

~Paid In Full~

If you do not pass this along to 15 people immediately, absolutely
nothing will happen.

Passing this on to anyone you consider a friend, (as I have done here),
will bless you both.

"Stop telling God how big your storm is.

Instead, tell the storm how big your God is!"



"Be Blessed"

you're a Critic!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Critic which means you are a Thinker / Success Your primary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Success" characteristics.

That means you're complex, thoughtful and never content to skate on the surface. Chances are you veer towards being so analytical and introspective that even positive qualities can seem like faults. The truth is that you have a very perceptive, gentle spirit.

How do we know all this? How do we know that you hate chaos at work and prefer a structured environment? Or that sometimes you feel undervalued by your boss? How could we have divined that there's a part deep inside you that's aching to make more money?

Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions — questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance — the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Critic.

And that's just scratching the surface.
your secret to success is to be Self-Sufficient

Most of the time, your determination knows no bounds. At your core, you possess an unshakable belief in yourself. As a result, even when you're faced with setbacks, you are rarely discouraged from the goals that you've set. You tend to feel that doing something yourself ensures that the job is getting done the right way.

Being independent and doing things on your own is an admirable quality. More than most people, you can set goals yourself and be your own coach and motivator. As a result, employers can feel at ease when they give you a project. They know that they won't have to be looking over your shoulder to see that it's completed. Your self-sufficiency also means that you don't need constant approval from others to know how you're doing. When it comes to evaluating your work, you're usually both your own best cheerleader and toughest critic.
the right jobs for you would allow you to be Creative and Analytical

You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside the box and to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.

It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward you for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.

All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.

you are Right-brained

Most right-brained people like you are flexible in many realms of their lives. Whether picking up on the nuances of musical concerto, appreciating the subtle details in a work of art, or seeing the world from a different perspective, right-brained people are creative, imaginative, and attuned to their surroundings.

People probably see your thinking process as boundless, and that might translate to your physical surroundings as well. Some people think of you as messier than others. It's not that you're disorganized, it's just that you might use different systems to organize (by theme, by subject, by color). Straight alphabetization and rigidly ordered folders are not typical of right-brained behavior.

You are also more intuitive than many. When it comes to reading literature, you probably prefer creative writing or fiction over nonfiction. And when it comes to doing math, you might find you enjoy geometry more than other forms like algebra.