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<i>In the last episode our heroes found out in a taberknackle in hackney, that the Lord Flickabottom had shot all the tigers in the area! Leaving no tigers left for pillaging strangers to shoot. The Busty wrench of the taberknackle then informed are heroes that legend has it, that a literature quoting penguin, a quintessential Englishman and a perfectly atomically balanced cat would overthrow the Evil lord Flickabottom and return the tigers to Hackney. If our heroes are successful in their attempt to borrow the queen of England’s scale to solve the complex parallax of Shrodingers cat , then our heroes will be that three! Hoorah! </i>

Whilst our heroes continue to ponder the facts over ale, our story now heads to the Lord Flickabottom's castle, where he schemes with his pet monkey ....


"Scheme, look at me I'm scheee - ming and i, scheme that We need more... Chav's !"


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yelled the Lord Flickabottom


"I shawl weturn to my nest and lay some more "

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lisped the pet monkey.

"Excellent, but there is more to this schemmius scheme..... take a letter monkey. To the Queeeeen of England. 'Your Most, Majestic of Majesties, I lord Flickabottom your humble servant of the realm and ludo player, ask if you may pass this bill with immediate effect. I want at least a 100 more libraries to close.. I want more coppers from your purse to aide more benefits for single mums and urchin layabouts, that should be based on a sprog + sprog times money incentive. I then want you to pass planning permission on green land for at least 200 supersize sports stores and increase contributions for development in the plastics industries. especially those companies that develop automotive body kits! Finally a new licence for a 100 more reality TV stations to broad our airwaves of this fine and pleasant land.... Yours Sincerely Lord "Cheeky " Flickabottom... This should allow our army of chav's to grow ! "

"Tis is a maweroluous scheme , my lowd!"

"YEs it is , isnt it AHA !"

"AHA!"

"Now deliver this letter , with speed my pet monkey then get back to your nest and start laying!!!! "

Meanwhile back in the taberknackle in Hackney ...

"... He thought of the woman. Now he would have given all he had or ever might have to hold her warm in his arms, both of them wrapped in one blanket, and sleep. All hopes of eternity and all gain from the past he would have given to have her there...."

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Sung Alfred as he danced on the tables of the taberknackle

"My dear friends, o to stay here all night and be entertained by Alfred quoting DH Laurence with our busty wrench serving ale would be idyllic indeed! But, time is ticking ... we must leave to cross London ! "

"May god speed you fine brave man, penguin and quantum cat " cheered the busty wrench

and with that, our heroes set out into the night .....


<b> To be continued </b>