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<i> After a romp of an episode last week, you join our able heroes on their final leg across london to see the Queen. The West end of London. But first ... </i>



Do you remeber the man with the hair from episodes 1 and 3 ? well Clive does. He painted his front door yesterday, not his own door but that off the man with the hair, though at one point clive has painted his own door, but that's irrelevant at the moment.

Our man with the hair has accumulated a healthy pile of sugar satchets in his coup to overthrow capitalism. Though he still has a fair way to go, that is to overtrhow capitalism, not anywhere in particular because at the moment he is not going anywhere as he is sitting down about to take more satchets.


Meanwhile Back in the west end of london, a hefty pace is building between our merry free as they pass through the west end of london and the bright lights.

"Hows the Cockney Doing ?"

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Quirped Crispin

"Thats odd he seems to have something stuck in his mouth " Replied Alfred

Crispin went over to investigate.

"Why it's a bit of paper " He took it out of the cockneys mouth and unravelled the paper "my my, Shrodinger I don't think we are going to have any problems borrowing the Queen of Englands Scales!"

"Why ? " a feeble shrodinger said.

"It's a plan by the Lord Evil Lord Flickabottom to build the biggest badly lit carpark with zero security for his army of chav's. but thats not all, he plans to build it RIGHT THROUGH BUCKINGHAM PALACE!"

"GASP" Gasped Shrodinger

"GASP"

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Gasped Alfred "Does the Queen know ? "

"Not by my reckoning, for across the paper in big red letters it says 'DO NOT SHOW TO THE QUEEN ', Come we must double up the pace , but first Alfred we must let the cockney free"

"Oh no, why ? i was going to teach him all the great literature in the world " A tear rolled down Alfred's Eye.

"Well I'm afraid he has served his purpose as a plot setting device, its the right thing to do. He will be happy here in the west end for, he will be able to learn the knowledge and the mystery of the streets of london, Come on Alfred you know its the right thing to do .. "

Alfred lowered the rucksack to the ground, and the cockney crawled out. Alfred took in a deep breath and tried to be brave as he said "THough are time together might of been short, When ever i will read Robert Louis Stevenson I will think of you especially this quote '"Is this here table for my mate Bill?"' ... goodbye "

The cockney got to his knees and turned around towards Alfred


"Cheerio !"


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The Cockney Chooped !


Crispin put his arm on Alfred Shoulders as the cockney disapeared into the distance "Come on my short flippered friend, The Flag at Buckingham palace is in site"

And In walking distance our three friends set off to meet the queen of england.


<b>To Be Continued .... </b>