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<i>Our heroes after crash landing in hackney marshes, are now on a quest to borrow the queen of englands scales. Though the journey is prooving tough as they cross the city of london, Most notably Shrodingers cat who, having had the dead part of him killed when our noble three crashed landed thus causing a complex purplex parralax, has taken a nasty turn for the
worse...." </i>



"Im off to lon..don to see the queen " garbled shrodingers Cat.

"He's not looking to well is he Crispin ?" worried Alfred

"Indeed my friend, indeed...by joe wait a minute I know something that will
raise his spirits !" Crispin Knelt Down as he continued. " It's a little
unkown thing that if you stroke the pavement in the City of London very
gently like this .. you should be able to hear ... "

"Gasp! why Its the sounds of Gilbert And Sullivan !" Wooped Alfred

"Come let us sing!"



[FANFARE!]#



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you could say that I am a- quintesenttial english gentleman
On Adventures with my friends both animal and theorectical
One thing i enjoy the most , whereever it is that i may be
I get to say the word hoorah a lot as its my god given right

He says the word hoorah a lot, as its his god given right
He says the word hoorah a lot, as its his god given right

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now a' Being shrodingers cat is not a very easy thing
there;s the spelling of the name and the quantum defficency
now If the queen of eng-er-land is very kind with her scales
This should sort out! my complex quantum purplex parralax

can the queen of england solve , this quantum purplex parralax
can the queen of england solve , this quantum purplex parralax


[Bridge ]


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oh oh! Keates, Dante , Dickens and T.S Eliot are my friends
Now though short flippered may be i , i always have time to read
And for a final line in my verse i'll think ill quote Ulyses
His errors are volitional, and are the portals of discovery.

His errors are volitional, and are the portals of discovery.
His errors are volitional, and are the portals of discovery.
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As a lord with my pet monkey I live in a big old cas-tle
he spends his day laying chav;s and i with the aris-tocracy
one day a army of burberry, will take on this pleasant land
but I wont really give a damm, as its all pa-rt of my evil plan

He wont really give a damm, because thats part of his evil plan.
He wont really give a damm, because thats part of his evil plan.


[Bridge]


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I hope the three are succesful in their very very dangerous quest
then A street party I will throw in honour of our noble guests
so when shrodinger is a balanced cat , the evil lord is overthrown
we can have bunting and ale as the tigers return to their nest

so we can have bunting and ale as the tigers return to their nest
so we can have bunting and ale as the tigers return to their nest

[Big Finale Fanfare and take it down a tempo mistro and slowly speed it up
again if you will]



I am just a quintesential english gentleman ..............
And I a Complex Quantum Theoretical,And I a Quoting Penguin

Together we will overcome, ADventure Is our middle name
And we will drink Ale! from the busty wrench's buxoms.

They will drink Ale! from the busty wrench's buxoms
They will drink Ale! from the busty wrench's buxoms

[Take it up a key Chorus et all]
They will drink Ale! from the busty wrench's buxoms



And with out a doubt, Shrodinger's spirits were raised. A hearty Hoorah was
to be heard all around (including from the cockney in Alfred's rucksack) as
our heroes began the next leg in their Journey, West London.




<B>To be Continued....</B>